“Mysterious shitter”- By Shak.
This is Jerome FredDickson, he’s not much of a talker, but when he does talk, he is very articulate. He loves pronouncing words, and loves the “word of the day dictionary”. He really isn’t afraid of using metaphors nor is he afraid of busting out a few adverbs. This little Moggy has one favourite hobby which is cycling, he cycles 34 miles every day to and from his gym, where he spends 2 hours to work on his biceps. But he has a few bad habits. When Jerome FredDickson is taking a walk down town, he suddenly halts and likes to urinate and excrete over people’s bikes, without even realising it he has not only made a mess in public, yet ruined someone’s day. Jerome has taken up counselling twice a week to try and quit his habits as it has stopped him getting into relationships in the past. “ I just want me a puss” as he quoted yesterday, yet the question remains: Will Jerome FredDickson break his habits and get himself the Pussy of his life or will he continue shitting on people’s bikes? - Shak.